1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
2. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
3. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
4. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
6. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
He made a mint!
7. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go.
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. Want to hear a joke about construction?
I’m still working on it.
10. How does the ocean say hi?
It waves.