10 Funny Jokes:
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved. - Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose. - I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised. - Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out! - Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems. - I would avoid the sushi if I was you.
It’s a little fishy. - Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground?
They woke up! - I used to play piano by ear.
But now I use my hands. - Why was the bicycle so tired?
It was two-tired!